Already I'm disproving my own (hastily chosen) self-chosen name for this thing, because it's now well after lunch. And in fact, I have a lot of work to do. So I'll make this quick.

First off, thanks to Matt for setting this little shindig up. He's also given one of these to Eric, whom I remember as the kid who won geography bees and who doesn't seem to like my hair. Fair enough.

Anyway, with work a-callin', I'd just like to say stick with me because I'll get better. I promise.