You might have noticed the counter on the upper-right hand side of the site. I added that to reinforce my theory that no one reads this thing. I then barred my own ip address from registering in order to avoid ridiculously inflating the results, because I check this site a lot. Even when I haven't posted anything in 4 days (sorry about that) I check to see if anyone commented. Anyone but Karl. Melissa, who didn't know me in high school, asked who that "Karl" person is. Suffice it to say, folks, that he's an inside joke that took on a life of his own, much like in Stephen King's "The Dark Half", although an inside joke, not a pen name. and he doesn't commit murder. Yet. My question is, what changes can I implement to get you, the viewing public, to drive that counter up into the sky?