Here's the skinny on Olog's future wife, courtesy of the man who knows:
- Her name is Jenn and she's a junior at U of Albany
- "She is a little more outgoing (than Olog) and doesn't move at a speed that is a reciprocal of the speed of light."
- She's about 5'4"-5'6" and has shoulder-length brown hair.

That's all the information I was able to gleam. If anyone has any specific questions let me know and I'll try to find them out.