Ain't It Cool News is reporting that the Coen Brothers are in discussion to do a spinoff movie about the Jesus character from the Big Lebowski. All I can say is hells fuckin' yeah! I love Big Lebowski. Love it. I was trying to think about what I should do at my bachelor party (forgive me if I've posted this before), since we have a no-stripper rule, and the best I could come up with was drinking and watching the Big Lebowski. Then some of my friends pointed out that I'd be able to drink and watch the Big Lebowski after I'm married, so what's the point. So I said that there's not much I can do now that I won't be able to do after I'm married. They think that's sad. I disagree.
My new cell phone is super spiffy. If you'd like it, email me and I'll give you my new number.
Speaking of new, the move went off without a hitch this weekend, and all my pulled muscles in uncomfortable areas cleared up with just a couple of Advil. The new place is very cool, although there's still a sense of unreality, having our own place together. It feels like we're cleaning up someone else's apartment. There's still a ton of unpacking to do, too, and when I'm done with that I need to clean up my old room at home because I left it a mess. I went food shopping yesterday. That was fun. Hannaford's is the best supermarket ever.
My phone plays the Monty Python theme song as its ring. Life is good.
Posted by Justin at November 11, 2002 01:12 PMDoes the no-stripper rule cover you being the stripper at someone elses bachelor(ette) party?
In my constant campaign to find loopholes in things, this seems like the first logical way to get around the "no stripper" rule; since the rule probably applies more to you being stripped FOR, would it be acceptable to you yourself strip for some random girl who doesn't have a no-stripper rule.
While I realize this essentially loses all the positives of having a stripper (it's an attractive, stripping female) and substitutes all the worst parts of stripping (you yourself being naked in front of women you don't know), it might be something to consider, since it would meet the qualification of "something to do now that you can't do after your married". Unless of course you're doing this after your married. In that case I'll think of something else.
Posted by: Matt on November 11, 2002 2:34 PMFurthermore, we have absolutely no "no striper" rule in effect, which means I can have a candy striper come to my bachelor party. This is complicated by the fact that I don't know what a candystriper is. Any thoughts?
Posted by: Justin on November 11, 2002 3:29 PMMy understanding is that they work at hospitals, dress in clown outfits, and are just generally happy.
They SHOULD have bright-red makeup all over their whore-faces as well, but I believe that to be an optional requirement and not part of the official definition.
Posted by: Matt on November 11, 2002 4:44 PMVery soon the Rabbit say to itself, I shall fall right THROUGH the earth! How funny it'll seem to dry me at all.' In that case, said in aout.
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