Noted celebrity journal-keeper Will Wheaton I am not. I'm a terrible person whose been updating his terrible journal once a week. Terribly. Sorry.

There's supposed to be a big snow storm tomorrow, the first of the season! And the first time I'll have to face one as a commuter. I have two words for that: suck ass. I don't know where I picked it up from but I've been using "suck ass" lately as my adjective for things I don't like ("Wow, what a suck-ass episode of The Simpsons") and sweet-ass as my adjective for good things ("Wow, what a sweet-ass episode of Futurama.") It just goes to prove what I've always suspected: I'm an ass freak.

I don't know when I'll post next, but I'd like to wish everyone a happy holidays. I'm especially looking forward to this weekend because I'll be getting not one, not two, but three holiday dinners! Thanksgiving dinner with Brooke's family on Thursday, Hannukah dinner with Mom on Friday, and Hannukah dinner with Dad on Sunday. And probably leftovers on Saturday. I think food is sweet-ass. That's why I'm a lard-ass.

Happy Thanksgiving!