Our upstair neighbor in the new apartment watches porn. With the volume turned up very loud. Loud enough that we can hear it through the floor. Loud enough that, when we're outside his door getting our mail, we can make out exactly what's going on. Sometimes he watches weird porn, featuring Odysseus and slapsticky comedy. He mostly listens late at night and early in the morning, so I'm treated to it as I eat breakfast. It doesn't bother me, but Brooke's worried about people coming over and hearing it. We'll just have to rent our own porn and turn it up louder, I guess.

Anyways, happy holidays. If you're going to be home this week, please give me a call. My new phone # is my old phone #, but with 6719 in place of the last four digits. I hope that helps. Everyone be safe and happy, or else.