I really haven't been feeling like I'm living up to my blog title lately (and yes, I'm now comfortable enough with myself to call it a Blog).

In the good news department...

I'm reading more than ever now! Thanks, not having television! I just polished off Nick Hornby's How To Be Good (God, what a fucking downer of an ending. Now I'm afraid to read About a Boy because I heard that they changed the ending and I don't know what the original one was, but it probably involved people being miserable, and I don't feel like reading that right now) and I'm currently working on Neil Gaiman's American Gods, which, in its first chapter, features a woman absorbing a man with her vagina. Hooray for literature!

I've been talking to a lot of people lately, which is nice. I've been on the phone with Melissa a lot lately. Congrats on your new job, sweety, and good luck on your first day of work. This weekend I also spoke to Dan Hoak, who's thrown down the gauntlet to Jeff Munroe regarding facial hair, and Josh, who has graciously agreed to be the third and final groomsman (although, technically, I still haven't asked my brother, who recently got an eyebrow ring [grumble]), and who has been protesting the war and has a dog.

I've been more focused at work lately. Which is good, because I can't afford to fuck this up.

I love my fiancee, and the food at the wedding is going to be delicious. Although I haven't tried it, I'm more excited about the chicken stuffed with goat cheese than I should be.

And now that that's out of the way, random musings.

Nothing beats a good burger once in a while. I'm so glad I started eating meat again.

I'm thinking about joining karate to get in shape, although this might not be a good idea because I'm the least flexible person in the world.

How about a poll: Should I change the name of this blog to "The Attention Farm", because that's really what it is for me? As the Onion says, What Do YOU Think?