From now on if I'm too lazy to come up with a title, I'll just use whatever the day's misheard lyric is on my calendar. Can you guess what today's is? No? Well, you're worthless then, aren't you?

I went to Florida for a few days this weekend with my uncle and my cousins, to Universal Studios, which is a really great theme park, and I got my roller coaster on. I also got my swim on, because it was about 80 down there. I came back Sunday. On Monday I was pumping gas and my hair froze. Now ask yourself, did I miss this weather while I was gone?

Confidential to Deuce - Yes, it definitely speaks to my day to day life. Like that time I got into a fight with a legion of me impersonators led by David Cross, and I thought to myself, "Damn, this is just like that movie."

Also while in Florida, I ate like a damn pig. Good thing my wedding is a long way away so I have plenty of time to get in shape. What? Less than three months? Crap.

I'd pay to get a good night's sleep at this point.