I thought I'd broken my toe, but I didn't. It is ugly-ass bruised, though.

I don't know what's a worse smell, the volcano or my toothbrush holder.

Anywho, phase one of Operation: Advance Justin's Career in Entertainment has fizzled entirely. The final straws came this week, so it's time for phase two. The first part of phase two has already been implemented, featuring a letter written to a very influential person that was very scary to write. Phase two is the "Why the fuck not?" phase, where I send stuff out to anyone and everyone. I plan to hit it on all fronts - Comics, TV, movies, columns, mayve even plays. This weekend will hopefully feature much printing of things on the computer.

More likely, though, this weekend will feature much cleaning of the apartment, as it's a fuckin' sty and there's something dead in the walls. Woohoo! I wish I was living in the Student Village, but I wish I was living there with my wife, and it was here instead of in Boston, because I like my job. Actually, I'd rather have a house. Coming soon, the long awaited part 2 of the wedding saga! Check back and keep driving that hit counter up up up.

P.S. to Deuce on his LA move. Now it's a race to see which Slow Kid will get famous first and drag the rest with him or her!