Journal Quiz - the Wolfhaus Edition

It's the internet journal craze that's sweeping the nation or so I'm assured! Questions this time are courtesy of wolfhaus.

1. Dream artist illustrating your dream comic: who is it and what's he drawing?

I assume you mean dream comic for me to write. That's a toughy. I've always wanted to work on X-Men, but I suppose Spider-Man is a better fit for my sensibilities. As for dream artist...Let's see...I'm really into Art Adams these days. I bet he'd be a really good fit with my writing on a Spidey title.

2. Tell us poor bachelor slobs what the best part about being married is.

The best part is that I love my wife. The second best part is there's never a question of "Hey, what am I going to do tonight?" I'm going to be with my wife. Then the question becomes "What are WE going to do tonight," which is another story entirely.

3. Best American author?

I'm so woefully underread, especially for an English major. I haven't read more than a book or two from any major American writer, so while I really enjoy Gatsby and Catch 22, I can't safely say that Fitzgerald or Heller is my favorite.

My favorite American comic author, though, is Bendis, man. Bendis.

4. If you were a serial killer, what would be your gimmick?

I'd be an English professor who cut little pieces off my victims one by one, and I'd call myself the Deconstructionist. Thanks, Charlie Kaufman!

5. You knew it was coming; here it is - What superpower, and why?

I'd have to say long-distance teleportation, with telekinesis being a close second. Teleportation isn't as appealing now as it was when I was in a long-distance relationship, but it would still beat commuting every day.

THE RULES!
1 -- Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 -- I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 -- You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 -- You'll include this explanation.
5 -- You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed

And now, five questions for Wolf.

1) What's the greatest feeling you've ever had on stage.
2) Which would be better - Alan Moore writing Spider-Man, or Brian Michael Bendis writing Top 10?
3) What's the single greatest tip you could giveto a comic geek looking to change their image for the ladies?
4) What are three reasons why Slow Kids are so damn cool?
5) Right back atcha - Which superpowers?

Posted by Justin at August 20, 2003 01:36 PM