Sometimes this job has its perks. I just got my very own free leg lamp. That's right, from A Christmas Story. Oh, and some toys, but that's to be expected.

The Top Secret project that you all probably know about by now has seemed to have stalled in a little bit, because my contact hasn't called me back. I just put in a message with his assistant, so now the ball's back in his court. Oh, who am I kidding, the ball was always in his court. He owns the court!

I'd have a much better shot at this Daily Show thing if I had more freakin' time! Deuce read my story about the Republican's reverse filibuster, and he said that a couple of the jokes they actually used on the show. That's bad, because now I can't send that one in, but it's good because it shows that I have a similar sense of humor.

Thanks to Deuce's new site Tale of Two Cities, I have now seen the greatest thing ever.

If everyone has to have a family, why are they designed to drive you so crazy? Granted, mine doesn't drive me as crazy as some would, but there's always some degree of drive-crazitude.

Have I told you lately that I love my wife? I do. Everyone say something nice about her.