I started exercising, or however the hell you spell it. I've done it twice in 3 days. Stay tuned to see whether I can actually stick with it or not!

I know I've said it before, but I'm serious this time - I really need to make some more outside income. And I'll probably have to do freelance writing, since I hear pimping ain't easy.

T-minus two months to W-Day. Woo!

So I did that thing again where I don't post in so long that there's nothing on my page.

I had the best intentions, I swear. I was going to post on Tuesday about Purim and how it's the only holiday whose events were set in motion by a queen refuing to parade naked around a party her husband was giving. But things have been a tad too busy lately so that fell by the wayside.

We're at war now. I won't get political. I'll just say I wish we weren't.

The wedding is just about two months away. I've been saying I was going to get in shape for it for a few months now, and I haven't really done anything. I've lost some weight but what I really need to do is work out. Unfortunately, I don't even know where to start. If anyone has any tips on how to bulk up a bit in two months (Karl, perhaps?) they'd be appreciated.

If I had more money, I'd go get the new Stephen Malkmus CD. That's a big if.

Someone give me a topic to talk about and I promise I'll expound on it.

I got fitted for my tuxedo for the wedding this weekend. I will be wearing a silver best while everyone else is wearing black, in case everyone forgets who the groom is. I look ho-o-oooo-oo-ot! (Said like Andy in a Slow Kids sketch).

The financial situation is...not great. If anyone knows anyone looking for a freelance writer (that pays - none of this pro bono crap), give me a call. I've been told I'm not bad.

I ran into Elaine this weekend for the first time in forever. I like when that happens because she always gives me a huge hug when she sees me, and sometimes when you're walking through the mall, a huge hug from an old friend is what you need.

If I had a day off, I'd spend it exploring http://www.statemedia.net .

My feeble attempts at a low-carb diet don't do any good when my boss brings in Krispy Kreme donuts.

If you're my friend and you haven't talked to me in a while, call me. This means you. I'm always calling people, and I want to be called once in a while.

From now on if I'm too lazy to come up with a title, I'll just use whatever the day's misheard lyric is on my calendar. Can you guess what today's is? No? Well, you're worthless then, aren't you?

I went to Florida for a few days this weekend with my uncle and my cousins, to Universal Studios, which is a really great theme park, and I got my roller coaster on. I also got my swim on, because it was about 80 down there. I came back Sunday. On Monday I was pumping gas and my hair froze. Now ask yourself, did I miss this weather while I was gone?

Confidential to Deuce - Yes, it definitely speaks to my day to day life. Like that time I got into a fight with a legion of me impersonators led by David Cross, and I thought to myself, "Damn, this is just like that movie."

Also while in Florida, I ate like a damn pig. Good thing my wedding is a long way away so I have plenty of time to get in shape. What? Less than three months? Crap.

I'd pay to get a good night's sleep at this point.